Dating someone new and gave him a sword, a bottle of 15yo whisky and some home cooked food. Have you ever gift wrapped a sword? Harder than it looks my friend, also, I bloody hate crafting, basically the sign of affection wasn't the presents, it was THAT I WRAPPED THEM. And like, wrote NEATLY in the card. I'm a homeschooler and my handwriting is stuck in the year I left school which was grade 3. EFFORT, so much effort to write neatly. Anyhow, he broke up with me the next date*. Now I can say that giving a man scotch, a sword and some home made food is bad luck from experience and get my next date to curse the sudden influx of kawaii penis stickers or penguin classics or whatever. There is no way this can go wrong. *Not because of the presents**. **Although maybe I should tone down the love bombing, hard to tell, I mean, what if we date for like a month and then I unleash the love bombing and then they're all like "NOOOO, NOT SUPER AFFECTION TO MY FACE" and then break up with me and then I'll have wasted a month. So anyway, there are like, 5 love languages (service, gifts, words, touch, and spending "quality time" together) and I'm enthusiastically fluent in all of them when I'm not being an introverted yeti beast. Weebly was all "I can't show this post unless there is a picture" so here is a badly edited selfie of me tryiing to look moody and like I have a strong jawline.
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